I just meant to listen to the album, and then the film started, and I was going to watch it for a minute and then get bored and stop because I have the attention span of a small child for anything on the computer that isn’t facebook, and I was never going to admit I didn’t finish it. I accidentally watched it all instead.
I’ve never wanted to be another human being as much as I currently want to be Beyoncé. Not ’cause her life, but ’cause her style and her grace and her brilliance and her you-ain’t-married-to-no-average-bitch power.
I’m poleaxed by Lemonade, honestly. I don’t understand how it didn’t win every award anyone was offering anywhere. Like if there was an award for male astronaut of the year, Lemonade should have won.